Among the headlines I thought were from The Onion but aren't:
Former First Lady Obama's Speech Gets Rave Reviews on Fox News. I mean...
Susan B Anthony is now pardoned by the only moron on the planet who can't understand the importance of her crimes, and is currently pandering to suburban women. I hope they've all heard the term microaggression.
Lebron and The Lakers have taken over the MAGA Hat Look though they are putting that effort to good use.
There's a problem with earth's magnetic field. Because fire tornadoes, oil spills, and killer hornets just weren't enough.
Plague is now in California along with Colorado, interior China, and the DRC. Wowsers.
And in Australia, the Magpies will put your eye out this year. And apparently they'll do it to everyone. They can't tell us apart when we wear masks.
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