Reasons

Reasons why I should have a boyfriend (even though I currently do not)
I was buying shoes today when I overheard a woman say, "Honey, do these look too chunky?" This is not a fair question. There has never been, in the history of the universe, a time when this was a fair question. This will never be a question that is acceptable to ask your boyfriend unless the topic is peanut butter.

I would just like to say in advance of any possible relationship that I understand "do these look chunky?" is not an ok question to ask.