In honor of Singles Awareness Day

From Monday's a B!tch:

1. What does Valentine's Day mean to you described in the form of a
Hallmark greeting?
Singles Awareness Day. On a side note, I told a co-worker about our pet name for valentines day. Said co-worker is both single and older than me. My co-worker asked me "what are people supposed to be aware of?" I think she didn't get it.

2.If you could break up any celebrity couple of today and escort
the half you desire on a date to Boston Pizza to share a heart
shaped pizza, who would you choose and what toppings would you have
on your heart shaped pizza?
Wow, I don't want to break anyone up. And yet... Hugh Grant is awfully cute. Yeah, I just watched Love Actually the other day. I had to make up for The Da Vinci Code scaring the crap out of me.

3."What's your favourite romantic song? Would you rather have your lover serenade you with it, or strip to it (or both!)?"
I'm listening to Corinne Bailey Rae right now, "Don't Say I'm in Love" is hot, also "Dance Me to the End of Love" by Madeleine Peyroux. She's a fantastic singer.

4.Have you ever played cupid to a couple before?
Yes, it turned out badly.

5.If you had to send a Valentine's greeting with an adorable Care Bear
on the front to your worst enemy, what would you write on it?
I'm sure I couldn't get it together to send someone I like a valentine. There's no way I could get it together to send one to someone I don't care about.