- How cool are bats? They're one of the 5 most invaluable animals on the planet! That's how cool.
- Ever heard someone ask a really stupid question only to realize you didn't know the answer. Me neither. But just in case you were lying a second ago, this is at least answers to all your questions about living eco-friendly.
- And finally, in a relief to my entire generation, when we get older, we can look forward to Google making us smartler in the face of our brains shrinking after we turn 30.
For Sarah:
- I was looking at a list of the ugliest buildings in the world. I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but I think you already knew it anyway. Don't worry, I still come see you even if Boston's city hall is ugly.
For people who shall remain nameless (it's ok, I don't think they read my blog):
- Want to lower your health insurance costs? PETA says being a vegetarian should do it. Novel idea. It's not entirely practical for people like me who buy meat on occasion but typically eat food without meat.
- To the 1 in 5 of you who are still smoking: Quit!. I do actually work with people who smoke. Too bad. One wants to quit and it's like she never gets around to it. I don't understand.
For Kelly (and I want to make it clear that I don't think your fat, the article just reminded me of something you said):
- For those of you worried about hip size, apparently we got smarter as our hips get bigger, and the companion piece, it's not just smarter babies, it's smarter moms too.
- Kelly, I feel like I need to apologize about this one too. You see, I was reading this comic thinking, "that sounds like Kelly" and then I got to the last frame. And the fact that the whole comic up until that point had sounded about the same as us trying to get together while you work/go to school/quilt/etc only made the ending so much funnier.
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