Seriously...

So bats moved into an apartment complex and everyone has to get rabies shots.  PANIC!

As a former bat biologist, no freaking way can you "not feel" a bat's bite.  Those teeth are designed to go through beetle shells and other crazy stuff.  

Unless you're also a current or former bat biologist, don't ever touch a wild bat.  Very few have rabies but it hurts like hell when they bite.