Wow

So my mom just called and told me my cousin is getting married. Wtf? Not that he's getting married but that he didn't call me. I'm kind of hurt by that.

I just left him a message. I hadn't heard from him in a while and (as a looser cousin, and as someone whose kitchen just started being under construction) I didn't call and tell him happy birthday.

But still. I went crazy in Africa and then lived with him. You'd think he could call me and say, "hey, I'm getting married". Mom said Gramma said something but then it wasn't clear if it was supposed to be a secret. What the hell? Uncle Dave is going to marry him. It's shocking to me that he's not going to be married in the catholic church.

See why he needs to call me?